Old Crowns

(Steve is bolded. Sam is not.)

So, fifteen questions. We’ll go back and forth. Can be about the band or anything else.

sounds good

What’s one thing you would never put ketchup on?

Peanutbutter, that just seems like an accident waiting to happen/explode. but im no scientist

Amazing.

If you had to be missing one body part, which would it be?

Nipples just seem unnecessary.

They are the best part!

One song that you need to listen to on long drives?

Furr by Blitzen Trapper makes me feel like my road trips serve some sort of purpose

Just put it on. Gay.

You mean it didn’t come on your iTunes shuffle? What is this america?
If you could have played in any band which would it be? the word band can be changed with basketball team if you wish.

In that case, 1993 Orlando Magic. Right when Shaq joined. Obviously. But. If I have to choose a band. Polyphonic Spree. There.

High five

What one instrument have you picked up, tried to play, and let out an exasperated ‘fuck this’ and gave up?

Probably the microwave. what? I mean this ancient harp our dad found, I think i could have figured it out, but it was out of tune, and the hardware was made from lead…so…

Mind blowing.

it’s alright, you can tell me how interesting I am later.
I am not sure if this is a question, more of a task, if you go to wikipedia and click random article, what is the first one that comes up

http://pl.wikipedia.org/wiki/ZK_140T
I went to the Polish wikipedia.

is this some kind of sign?

Must be

you are a clever one

What’s your favourite show that we’ve played?

Canteen i think wins something about sweat and shoulders that get me in the musical mood

Followed by Head & Shoulders. Or something.

I’m a Tresemmé kind of guy i’ve just realized you don’t know me at all

You had to run and check, didn’t you?!

i absolutely did
if we had a band pet, what would it be, and what would you name it

I’d want it to be a blend of all our cats. So, Stacks, Tiberius, Nero, and Lucy. So… Stiberocy. Tinerosyacks. Something like that.

this obviously isnt the first time you’ve though of this is it

It is. Scouts honour.

honour among thieves i thought?

Whatever.
If you could dig a secret tunnel to anywhere, where would it lead and what would you do when you got there?

It would probably lead to…jesus’ grave…and he would tell me ghost stories, this isn’t too blasphemous is it? Thank god this isn’t live…am I right? am I right

I would high five you right now if I could.

But in all seriousness, where did you burry jimmy hoffa?

Burry? Is that another word for coitus? Or do you mean bury? Either way, I have no comment.

steve, you and eye both no I nevher past grade to speling class

If you could keep the melody and everything but change the lyrics to one song, what would it be, and what would the new title be?

I would take the song octopus’s garden, and call it Squids Garden. suck on that ringo

And suck he shall. Or something.

He’s still cool.
How do we end this Nuclear disaster? snakes? bad grammar?

I’m thinking it ends at the hand of Starbucks.

we are both talking about the end of the world right? or are you taking me to starbucks

I’m talking about the end of the world. I never want to be seen with you in public.

good thing my stunt double plays guitar!

Ok, last one. Fuck fifteen. I have to edit this shit.
Dream band. Any member, any era, dead or alive. Standard five piece (solo vocalist). Go.

fuck, daunting much

I figured the last one should be a doozy.

i will do a serious one and a comedy one because i can
Jim Morrison on Drums, Rick Allen on Guitar, Ray Charles on T-Pain auto tune Bach on Vocals, and lastly joel gion on tambourine

Holy fuck. I will dream about this band from now on.

And you?

Really? You’re turning the table for your last question? Weak. (I’m actually just stalling so I can think). Weak.

its an epic question, i am still thinking of a serious answer

Obvious - Dave Grohl on drums.

I was going to choose Jon Theodore

Wasn’t he the goalie for the Montreal Canadiens?

no, for the Montreal Mars Volta’s

Incredible.
Matt Maust from Cold War Kids on bass.

i am choosing Chris Squire on bass From ‘Yes’

Well played.

Rod Stewart on Vocals Early Rod, not Soccer Rod

Faces-era Stewart? Nice.

exactly yeah

Pat Sansone on guitar. I fucking went there.

atleast you didnt say pat boon. would wilco still have him?

Sure.
Annnnnd. You know what? Gord Fucking Downie on lead vocals. That man can write a tune.

oh Gordie Johnson on guitar

Are you done?

I get one more member…damn son

Fine. Take all the members you need.

you said 5

Yes I did. I just checked. You have one more. Proceed.

I think i want a keys player

Smart.

BIlly Preston on keys

Ok. Nice work.

onwards and upwards steve